Last week I was going to a women in technology mixer, which meant that, for the first time ever, I needed… business cards!
The mixer was on Friday, so obviously I ordered them on Tuesday. The express shipping for my $8 order costed $11, but it assured that the cards would arrive on Friday. That would be plenty of time for a Friday evening event. No problem.
I sailed through my week worry-free (business-card-wise)… until 5pm Friday rolled around and the cards still hadn’t arrived… uh oh. This is a problem. (Even apart from the fact that I paid money for this to not be a problem.) God forbid I actually meet someone interesting and then have to admit I’ve got no card to give them because this is, in fact, amateur hour. Madness, I tell you!
But wait! – I thought to myself – you can do anything in Word! So while my intern/lacky went off to the print shop to buy cardstock, I downloaded a business card template and designed up my own.
I didn’t have a nice logo or graphic to put on there, so I went with this…
It turns out, I really like it! No more wondering, “who gave me this card?” My mug shot is right there. Sure, given more time I would find a paper cutter instead of using scissors, but other than that this seems to do the job.
I finished up, got on the bus at 5:30, only to get this message at 5:32:
Cards are here!
Along with this picture:
Way more polished, but also way more generic.
Who knew that mail would be delivered so late on a Friday? Annoying timing and wasted dollars aside, I’m glad this happened – otherwise I never would have known to make my own cards and to put my picture on them. I’ll give you 1 guess as to which ones are in my wallet right now, waiting to be handed out!
I’ve watched the Grammy’s dozens of times, and I’ve heard hundreds of people say exactly this:
“I wouldn’t be here without my fans.”
But I never really understood or believed it… until now.
Blogging is really fun and rewarding for me, but it also takes a lot of time. Sometimes I stress out about the world-wide mockery I must be inducing or I wonder whether my two cents is worth any cents. I also blog right before bed, which often means late nights and lost sleep in the frenzy to publish.
All of that is to say that, on multiple occasions, I’ve considered quitting altogether. It would mean one less thing to do, one less craft to hone, one less thing cluttering up the interwebs. But then I remember – I have actual, real-life readers! They counton me! (Don’t even deny it). So I decide to see if I don’t have one more post in me after all.
All those tiny steps and small victories have brought us to this, my 50th post!!!
There’s no way I would have made it this far without all of your encouragement. So thank you Anj, J, KV, Matt, Starbuck, and Keight for stopping by and gracing madeyemaryann.com with comments! I know that takes a lot of effort and pluck, and I really really appreciate it.
Thank you D, L, A, M, A, J, T, D, B, and A, for lending your support through other channels. I’m always thrilled (and shocked) when people mention something to me about the blog in email, text, person, carrier pigeon, whathaveyou.
And finally, thank you to anyone who reads here that I don’t know about yet! There’s no not much shame in anonymous patronage I am humbled that you lend me your ears.
Is publishing 50 posts the same as winning a grammy? Sadly, no. But still, I know I wouldn’t be here without my fans.
Hey, did you know you could boil eggs IN THE OVEN?
I heard this on this blog that I regularly stalk. She heard it on Pinterest, who in turn heard it from Alton Brown.
And now you’re hearing it from me.
Here’s how you do it:
1. Put eggs in un-preheated oven
2. Set oven to 325*
3. For medium boiled eggs, go away for 24 minutes (aka, watch 1 episode of Parks and Rec or half an episode of Deep Space Nine). For hard-boiled, wait 30 minutes.
4. Retrieve delicious eggs (I use tongs).
Remember, eggs are gross, but they can be good under ideal circumstances. In this case, you’ll want to chop yours up with a spoon in a bowl and sprinkle seasoned salt liberally. Then, eat with spoon. Make sure to get a crumble of yolk with every bite.
* I usually end up doing mine for 24 minutes in 350-375 degree oven because I’m warming up fake chicken meat at the same time. Still turns out! I’ve only had one instance of outer hull breach, and the fallout scraped right off the oven floor in one big cooperative solidified chunk, no fuss! (I did not eat the fallout – ew).
When I’m not otherwise occupied in the world of Westeros, I occasionally read “practical” stuff.
never eat alone by Keith Ferrazzi
1. GREAT TITLE
2. You’ll be far more fulfilled and successful if you fill your professional and personal lives with meaningful relationships. Relationships first.
3. Connecting is all about helping people. Always be looking for ways to help a sister out by introducing her to a contact, sharing a link, telling a joke. If you help someone with Health, Wealth, or Children especially, they will love you forever.
4. Networking should not be a whole other side job – invite people to things you were going to do anyway: eating, exercising, clubbing, church, etc. Dinner at your home is the ultimate!
5. When you can’t clone yourself, clone the event. Have 5 people to meet in one weekend? Invite them all out to the same happy hour!
6. Your network is a muscle, not a bank account. Use it often and it will grow stronger, not smaller.
7. When you give a speech, you’re an instant celebrity. When you go to a conference, be a presenter. Otherwise, be the first person to ask a question afterwards – you get residual spotlight on you that way, making people want to meet you.
Fun Fact: Paul Revere was well liked in his town and the next ones. Hence he was entrusted with the task of notifying the people of the British approach. Furthermore, his friendship with the sexton of the church gave him access to the tower where he hung his lanterns.
This book starts out great. A few chapters in, I was convinced that no man is an island, and that connecting is an important, maybe THE most important, key to success and happiness. I was ready to drink in the wisdom and transform my life!
By the middle though, Never Eat Alone becomes overwhelming. It’s full of tactics upon tactics, so much so that you don’t see how anyone could manage it. By the end, Ferrazzi admits that he makes HUNDREDS of phone calls a DAY, just to “touch base” with the thousand+ people in his network. He finds time for this when walking around or riding in cabs. He maintains lists of people to touch base with monthly, quarterly, or yearly. He holds large dinner parties at his home every month. He sends emails from the bathroom (um, tmi). He reads the newspaper every day so he’s ready to converse. He flies first class because you can make excellent business contacts there. Basically, he makes you want to give up.
But don’t give up! The key here is to read this more as a textbook to be mastered one chapter at a time. For now, I’ll be focusing on Chapter 11: Never Eat Alone, Chapter 13: Follow Up or Fail, and Chapter 22: Be Interesting.
Matt and I went to his sister’s wedding this weekend, where we had the serious privilege of hearing the maid of honor share this insta-legend:
A year before the bride and groom met, the bride (V) and the maid of honor (A) were talking with an acquaintance. Said acquaintance was a 30 year old man who lived with his mother and specialized in playing video games all day. He shared with them his theory that once he’d met that special someone, he’d move along and start building a life with her. Surely there was a woman out there who’d be up for that?
While A considered whether or not to tell him this was “the stupidest thing she’d ever heard”, V piped up: “Well yeah! Sometimes you do want a boy who plays video games and smokes a lot of pot. But sometimes, you want a MAN who likes whiskey, chainsaws, and babies.”
A year later, A gets a call: “I met someone… and he really knows how to use a chainsaw.”
I don’t know which part I love most - the hilarious scolding, the highly specific but undeniably reasonable list, or the happily ever after - but I do know this is the type of story people will be telling for years, long after we forget where it came from and maybe even who the original characters were.
Whiskey, Chainsaws, and Babies: A 21st century fairy-tale.
I have one and only one criteria commandment for a car:
Thou shalt never ever break down.
In this respect, my little old car has earned my love many times over. It doesn’t have a key clicky thing or simultaneous interior/exterior climate control (the inside can be heated OR the windows can be defogged, but not both), but this car has never ever broken down.
Ne’er been I stranded on the street. Nor been abandoned to my feet. Not in a house, not with a mouse. Not here or there – not ANYWHERE!
Old Faithful I am.
Since moving to the bigger city, I’ve been (fortunately) able to switch to walking as my primary mode of transportation. Meanwhile Old Faithful sits… day in and day out, steadfast and true, waiting for the bat signal that will inevitably come.
That’s ok. I’ll be here, resting my weary bones.
One such bat signal came about five weeks ago, when I was headed to my first ever guitar lesson. I had planned to walk, but with my shower running long (desperately need some sort of shower egg timer) and 15 minutes to go, it was time to call in the cavalry and get the job done. I turn on the car… and am immediately heralded by a something akin to a lawnmower running over concrete. Uh-oh.
After rebooting a few times (all things are computers to me) I realize that I have been abandoned to my feet! And I take off running. 13 minutes to go, 1.3 miles.
So off I go, street shoes, jeans, sweater, wool coat, bolting across Fisherman’s Wharf, over to the beach, up through the park, dodging my way through sidewalks full of strolling tourists on foot and biking tourists on bikes. Sweat mixing with shower drench and a fresh layer of moisturizer to create an awesome goulash on my face.
I manage to get there only 4 minutes late (and earlier than the teacher), thankful that a long last my running habit has paid off in a practical sort of way.
Why, Old Faithful, whyyyy? Working beautifully one day and exploding the next? And in a time of great need, no less? I’d always assumed you would age gradually and gracefully before the end. That I’d have time to patch you up and find you a new loving home where the car commandments are more agreeable to your life situation. I expected some warning!
I mean, I’ve never had to take you in for anything, except for that one time waay back when you sounded like a lawnmower running over concrete. But that time it wasn’t even your fault because the bad people had tried to take your catalytic converter!
A catalytic converter sits between the engine and the muffler, depoluting the air. So when it’s missing, there is no muffling, and you fail your emissions test. It’s also full of platinum and other precious metals, so melted down, it’s worth some non-zero amount of money. Lame.
And so we began the long drive of shame to the muffler shop, turning heads and scaring children and wild animals everywhere we went.
Are you the little guy making all that big noise?
Last time (in Seattle) the bandits only got through 90% of the connecting pipe, so with a little welding you were as good as new. This time (in San Francisco) they snatched the whole enchilada.
Last time (in Seattle) the mechanic said: “Where do you live??? I gotta make sure not to go there.” This time (in San Francisco) the mechanic said: “Ah, got your catalytic coverter, eh? Yep.”
Old Faithful, you have stout and loyal heart. I know now that you won’t let me down. I brought you to the big bad city and parked you on the street. It is I who let you down. Pray good sir, do not take vengeance!
That’s it. A little faith and some gentle prodding from an internet stranger was the missing link. The gust that blew the final straw off the camel’s back.
I read nasaguy’s comments and thought, “Couldn’t I get a little higher on that first one? Am I really giving it my all? Is this all in my head?”. I decided to try again, except this time I was going to pull until my ams gave out.
When exactly did this go from being a feat of strength to a feat of will?!? How long have I been sitting on this ability, but “psyching myself out”? How much longer would I have continued to sit? **shudder**
nasaguy, you are the wind beneath my wings.
I am now TWO epiphanies wiser, as you are about to be, my young padawans.
1. Tell people what you are doing, so they can help you.
It pays to expose yourself (decently), on the Internet or otherwise. Trouble yourself not with the haters. For all we know, dozens of jerks have mocked my videos. That doesn’t matter. All that matters is that ONE guy swung by, left an encouraging comment (earning his karma points for the day), and now I can do a chin-up!
When I grow up and become famous and have to answer for this blog and these videos, that is the story I’ll be telling them.
2. Be generous with help and encouragement.
In 30 seconds you could change someone’s life! Sounds cheesy, but it’s true. True story: A friend of mine once mentioned to the cashier at Trader Joe’s that one day, she’d love to go to Stanford to study aerospace engineering. His response: “Why not today?”
Why NOT today? The next day, she started her application, and a year later, she’s studying there! The craziest part of this to me is that Trader Joe’s guy is still out there somewhere, spewing optimism willy-nilly, with no idea what a difference he’s made. I want to be that guy.